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Here's a look at the crowd. About twice as many people as the first Ring 'n Ears show
in August. |
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Three-way abdominal stretch in the Cruiserweight Champtionship ladder match between
Danger Boy (front), L'artiste (middle) and Gord Rease (behind) |
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Lotsa flyin' in this one. Dangerboy flew out of the ring, into the crowd, and into
L'artiste |
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L'artiste returned the favour a minute or two later. |
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L'artiste decides to one-up his previous feat of jumping off the balcony by taking the
ladder on-stage and climbing up the speaker column, then leaping 20-some feet onto Rease
and Danger Boy. |
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Danger Boy Derek Wylde either chucking the ladder or getting hit by it. Either way,
ouch! |
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L'artiste ranas Danger Boy off the ropes. |
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Danger Boy gets slugged by L'artiste atop the ladder as they both reach for the belt.
Where's Rease in all this? |
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Oh, there he is, grabbing the belt. New champion. Woo-woo. |
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Coupla cute fans sitting on the ring. Dunno if they were there for the rasslin' or the
music. |
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Bloody Bill Skullion, pre-match, with a safety pin through his forehead. In case you
don't know, he rips it out after being introduced. Ugh. |
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Bill's opponent, Detroit tag-team partner Killer Kanarech (sp?) (I just called him
Killer Canary, but not to his face), spikes Bill with a fork. Dig in, everybody! |
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Bill continues the culinary theme by messing up Canary's face with a cheese grater. |
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Mmm, freshly grated Detroit guy! |
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Ian The Weasel takes a time-out from referereeing to get piledrived (piledriven?
piledrove?) into a bloody guy. Weasel's biggest complaint was that his shirt got bloody.
Sucks to be you. |
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Bill's got enough energy to chuck the other guy into a chair. |
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But by the end, they're both spent. And the boards have slipped out of the ring floor. |
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More cute fans. These ones wanted to wrestle each other. I'd rather see 'em kiss. |
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Oh, that's just me. Doctor Love. |
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So, there was supposed to be a Miss Ring 'n Ears evening gown competition. Promoters
manage to dig up a coupla peelers from the strip joint arount the corner. My buddy Randy
(whose ring name I forget right now) introduced them Burt Parks-style. |
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Who's gonne win? The one with the messed-up teeth, or the cute one whose dress I want
to look up? |
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Well, the skinny one decides to give herself an "advantage" by taking off
her top. Nobody asked her to, but it put the pressure on the other one to show her assets.
The judges are suitably entertained. |
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The judges -- Live Audio Wrestling host Chris Tidwell, a member of the band Bad Blood,
and some radio guy who's always around -- confer. |
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There's the shot I wanted. Or at least something resembling it. "Hey lady! You
dropped a quarter!" |
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In the end, neither Toothy nor Skirty won. These two gals came outta the crowd
offering to tussle to decide a winner. A puzzled ref steps in to make the count. |
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The two combatants spotted shortly afterward. Kissing. Did I mention one of the
strippers had really awful teeth? |
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Fire match between Asian Assassins and Mayhem Patrol. I missed all the fire, so here's
a shot just after the initial fireball. |
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Assassin #1 (the one with the long long name) slugs Mayhem Patrol #2 (the one who's
not Major Punishment). |
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The final match of the night finally happened around 2:30am. Only a handful of people
stuck around to see J.Q. Publiq vs. The Tyrant. |
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They missed cool action like this. |
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To quote a female friend of Doctor Love, "Ooo, he's got a great body!" (Not
referring to Tyrant. Sorry Tyrant.) |
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Take that, Mister Good Body! Aha! |
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Not content to let some gap-toothed stripper take all the spotlight, J.Q. does a
victory strip to tease the dozen or so hardcore wrestling fans still lurking in the
building. |
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This picture shows the insides of my eyelids upon arriving home around 3:20am. What a
long night. And I didn't even get into the ring. And my lab coat got all bloody with Bill
Skullion's blood. Ew. |