Issue #9, Spring 1997

Selected Highlights

• Intro: What can I say?
  In Grade Six
  David Bronstein: "Call the number on the screen!" (with RealAudio)
  Rant against AOL and Internet Stupidity
  Ween: About the High Shit (with RealAudio)
  Top 107 euphemisms for masturbation
  Urinal Quiz
  "I'm cool" (My sister's rebuttal to last issue's "Why I'll Never Be Cool")
  Crazy Joe's Wife responds to last issue's article about Crazy Joe.
  

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